Nice try :) but mising the point... neurotypical conversation is never about exchanging information. It’s about group confirmation and defining the pecking order.

I remember reading this and having an Ah-ha moment >https://medium.com/@robin_lobbe/five-lessons-ive-learned-about-social-norms-from-watching-eleven-seasons-of-the-real-housewives-of-b45716703cb3

And my guess is that you'll enjoy Scott Alexander. This won his book review competition last year https://www.theintrinsicperspective.com/p/the-gossip-trap